Jay Leno, Kitty

Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Randy Marsh, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Clyde, Jimmy Valmer, Officer Barbrady, News Reporter, TV Announcer...

Primus

Marcus

Mr. Slave, Anthony Webster, Closing Credits Singer, John Travolta, MLKKK, Trucker

Liane Cartman, Sharon Marsh, Principal Victoria, Mayor McDaniels, Wendy Testaburger, Carol McCormick, Mrs. Crabtree, Shelly Marsh, Woman in Crowd, Additional Voices...

Kathie Lee Gifford, Liane Cartman, Mrs. Crabtree, Nurse McSchwartz, Wendy Testaburger

Towelie, Tiger Woods, C.D.C. Man #5, Dominic Cobb, Ron, Towelie Clone, Vernon - Butt-Out Member

Sharon Marsh, Liane Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Principal Victoria, Shelly Marsh, Mayor McDaniels, Various Characters, Rebecca, Nurse, Receptionist...

Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters, Gerald Broflovski, Butters Stotch, Jimbo Kern, Craig, Stuart McCormick, Craig Tucker, Priest Maxi...

Liane Cartman, Mayor McDaniels, Sheila Broflovski, Sharon Marsh, Mrs. Crabtree, Wendy Testaburger, Principal Victoria, Shelly Marsh, Carol McCormick, Woman in Crowd...

Chef

Token Black, Token Williams, Various Characters, Mr. Williams, Mr. Black, Squirrely the Squirrel